Argh! Day five of our trip, and the kids are a little tired of seeing me in a bikini. Maybe tired isn't the right word, how about inspired? All the way back to Aunt Shannon's after an hour of swimming, Riley began the contest:
"Mom's butt is behemoth!"
"Mom's butt is big as a planet!" countered Shannon.
"Yeah, well Mom's butt is so big that it has it's own gravity!"
"Mom's butt is so big that if you fit all the people in it, they would faint!"
The contest continued, but I tuned them out when I realized that I couldn't argue with them one bit.
6 comments:
Give Riley props for his stellar vocabulary...
-Aunt Kells
P.S. I might be greater than Corey's!
Funny! Teo smacks my butt and says. "drums'!!!!
Flea
I really have nothing to say on this subject. Smart on my part. However, an appropriate response on your part might have been,"everything seems big in Texas". The code word being "seems". No need to thank me, you can just refer to me as that "nice old father-in-law".
Papa
Good one Ed!
-Kellie
Seriously...what big butt?
Your 35 and can still wear a bikini!
I do however, like Ed's comment.
We just got back from Nashville, Griffin starts school Wed and Jessalyn on Monday after that.
Give me a call sometime so we can catch up since i dont fb.
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