I could really bore you to death with the long story about how I just wiped out my computer and rebooted everything from scratch and how it took about five hours before I had everything re-installed and my wi-fi working after talking with tech support from two different companies only to finally get back on the internet to discover that I'M STILL GETTING SECURITY CERTIFICATE ERRORS AND THE SAME SIGNALS THAT CAUSED ME TO WIPE OUT MY COMPUTER IN THE FIRST PLACE.
But you don't want to hear about that. Trust me. So instead, I'll let you listen in on a conversation Riley and I had this afternoon:
"So mom, Cows get Mad Cow Disease from eating other cows, right?"
"Yep."
"So what do chickens get when they eat other chickens?"
"Mad Chicken Disease," I answer, of course.
"And snails?"
"Mad Snail Disease, just like Gary on Spongebob," I replied.
"And worms, they get Mad Worm Disease, right?" asked Riley proudly.
"You got it!"
"And ants get Mad Ant Disease!"
"Oh, no, ants don't want to eat other ants!" I exclaimed. "Then they'd end up with Mad Aunt Kellie Disease, and NOBODY wants that!"
Love you, Aunt Kels!
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SUPER ANGRY, HERE. THE PROBLEM WITH MY COMPUTER THAT HAD ME REBOOT IN FEAR OF A MAJOR CRASH??? COREY GOT INTO MY TIME AND DATE SETTINGS AND CHANGED THE YEAR TO 2008!!! NOW THAT I'VE FIXED THE DATE, NO MORE BLOCKED WEB PAGES. OF COURSE, THE ONE YEAR ANTIVIRUS PROGRAM I JUST INSTALLED THINKS IT SHOULD EXPIRE TOMORROW BECAUSE I MOVED THE DATE UP!!!!
BaaWaaa! Tell him to behave or I'll give him Mad Aunt Kellie disease....
-Kellie
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