Enlightenment

I've had a few things brought to my attention as of late that you may not be aware of...

Ashes cause fires. This is the primary reason that one should not smoke.If that's not enough to sway you, smocking is also bad. Shannon mens it.
Riley drew up this one especially for his daddy. Notice the first stick figure flying through the windshield. At least with a seat belt, you only hit the roof.

Did you know that, even in an emergency, wiping with kleenex is a really bad idea? Shannon clued me in on this yesterday. The toilet is still plugged up.

My three little boys still love to snuggle with their mom. (The BEST!) If you get in the way of a snuggle session however, you WILL get kicked in the head by a sibling.

If you throw a Hot Wheel into a bowl of dry Fruity Pebbles, the cereal will take on the form of a nuclear explosion. Amazing. And difficult to clean up.

It may look like your husband is making the bed, but in all actuality, he is probably just trying to locate the TV remote.

1 - 2" of snow may fall tomorrow, and I still don't have a &*%$! snow blower.